Eileen Schreiber

Against All Odds, I Did Not Register For The Open

(Written in the middle of the 2013 Open) Every day it seems, there is a new article about someone who, against all odds, registered for the Open. This year, I did not register for the Open.  And while there may be a million reasons I “should have”, for someone who hasn’t done anything ever, it […]

Stop Being Full of Shit When You Celebrate Strong.

This is part II of “Strong is my Victory over the Skinny Word” rant. ** And another disclaimer at the bottom of the page*** I inhabit a community that celebrates getting and being strong. It’s a radical departure from inhabiting a world that idolizes eliminating oneself to the body size of Skinny. My Community proclaims […]

My Strong is My Victory over the Skinny Word

****** read this disclaimer below please ****** Growing up in a world of Skinny I reached puberty in the 70s.  The females who were hot, sexy, gorgeous and desired were Charlie’s Angels, Wonder Woman, later Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista and hundreds of actresses and supermodels who looked like heroine junkies. They were skinny. I, on […]

From Screamer to Dreamer, or, This Crap Really Works!

You know I’ve always been a screamer. Ask my physical therapist, Rick Little in Scottsdale, AZ, or my Deep Tissue Masseuse Scott at Massage Envy in Flagstaff. While I like to think of myself as an expressive person, each of them would have other descriptions like – loud. On appointment day with Eileen, each makes […]

I am not perfect.

I have a secret to share. I am not perfect. I have some bellyflab. Still. I haven’t been able to get 50 doubleunders twice, even though I’ve been trying for a long time. While I eat one hell of a lot cleaner and better than ever, I don’t do that perfectly, either.  I still eat […]

I’m starting a Whole 30/Eat Clean Challenge. How do I prepare?

You binged out on chocolate, cookies and pizza, again.  You’ve watched yourself sink into a crap hole and could not get out.  Somewhere in your sugar and carb fog, you heard the battle cry – 30 DAY CHALLENGE! We are starting on the first!  We are all doing it together! Yes, you said. I’m in.  […]